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1. Thou shalt not speak of Stalkettes to any none member.
2. Any thoughts, plans, or mention of Lord Voldermort must be aired in the Stalkettes public forum.
3. Plans for the removal of peni from any person with a penis must also be approved by The Stalkettes head ministry.
4. Sexual intercourse between members of The Stalkettes is strictly prohibited unless thou hast just cause.
5. All man bashing should be kept to a minimum in order to maintain the purity and perfection of THE organization.
Current Month
Feb. 27th, 2006 @ 02:33 pm ENERGY!
I can't stop punch dancing. I've been doing it at my desk all day. Only Janice will know what I mean.
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60's Bubble Girl
Dec. 30th, 2005 @ 05:46 pm the "sthong" we are recording for Catherine
Current Mood: amused at Janice's lisp
Current Music: janice talking about fanfic
Our next smashingly successful single = "hit me Catherine one more time"
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60's Bubble Girl
Dec. 20th, 2005 @ 03:09 pm OMG IT HAS BEEN A YEAR!
Stalkettes reunion: coming soon.

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60's Bubble Girl
Nov. 13th, 2005 @ 02:27 am (no subject)
Colleen: I farted in there
Janice: that's what bathrooms are for!!!!
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60's Bubble Girl
Nov. 1st, 2005 @ 11:34 pm (no subject)
No one has posted here in forever. I was recently reminded of this fact when someone requested a membership and since I am moderator (and Queen of the World) I felt that I should share this all with you. I haven't seen any of you in forever! Um... except for the roommates I saw 10 seconds ago...but that's it, I swear! I was reading back some of our posts and I had no idea I, I mean WE were so funny! Now, my back hurts. I just wanted to remind you that this community exists and to post in it. Because even though we are all on each others friends lists, I'm sure, we should all keep up with each other's lives. This insures that if one of us happens to visit/stalk another member, it will be easier to surprise the stalkee.
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by literati
Feb. 8th, 2005 @ 02:02 am You must pay the rent. But I can't pay the rent!
Current Mood: lethargiclethargic
Current Music: forever young
Hello my loverly Stalkettes!

Janice and I wanted to share the intimate details of our lives with you all. Last night, we went to Barnes and Noble with J-dawg's mommie and purchased the Queer As Folk BIBLE! Then we went to various video stores and rented more QaF (for Lauri). We also ran into Bryce. He made us rent "Clerks", which was pretty funny but not as funny as it would be if we were stoned at 3:00am. Sadly, it was more like 10:30pm and we were not stoned.

Colleen told me a fabulous story (complete with hand motions, like grabbing my hair) so funny it almost ran me off the road. SH...shs....shi...You know what i mean. We also fell asleep watching Hudson Hawk. I'm eating shells and cheese, yum.

Janice made me watch Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. It is her new favorite movie.

You bitch. You know I said it was crap. Just because you're trying to hide you luv of Lindsay Lohan does not mean you can lie to the stalkettes.

YoH! you liar! I hate Lindsay L! she is eviiiiiiil!

Hey Sara, we're going to watch you on Thursday and yell out "Encore! Bravo! That was the most wonderful performance I have ever seen." Hopefully embarrassing you in the process.

I feel satisfied with this post, don't you?

Baby and Squeaky
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60's Bubble Girl
Jan. 21st, 2005 @ 07:37 pm gonads and strife
Poor Romeo and Juliet. We are crying buckets right now because of their sad fate.

Leonardo DiCaprio will be ours. We will share him. We share everything, after all.

The room is starting to flood from our tears.

We must leave you now, and share in the mystery of our own undying love.


The Twins
(but not the Bush twins)
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Jan. 17th, 2005 @ 03:09 pm Warning, this may corrupt your soul!
"Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard


High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
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Jan. 16th, 2005 @ 07:58 pm Captain's Log
Day 1: Spotted from afar a beautiful brunette at WCC. Followed him back to his car. Hid in bushes to get license plate numbers (384 JYC).

Day 2: Saw him walking towards me in the hall. Dove into industrial sized garbage receptacle. Rest of day smelled of moldy pickles.

Day 3: Attempted to leave note on his 1975 Cadillac. Took off when my peripheral vision caught sight of his shoe. Heard him yell "why are you taking pictures of my car!?"

Day 4: Food and water supply running low. I fear the captivity will drive me mad.

Day 5: If anyone finds this I'm probably already dead. Have watched hot brunette walk by 13 times, but it is not enough to sustain my vital functions.
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Jan. 16th, 2005 @ 07:48 pm For those about to rock. . . we salute you!
Current Mood: dirtydirty
Current Music: Tenacious D
Two of The Stalkettes are here in this sacred grove.
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